Conclusive Proof That Dogs Can Be Atheists November 22, 2008

Conclusive Proof That Dogs Can Be Atheists

I posed the question the other day: Can a dog be an atheist?

Reed has shown me proof that dogs can indeed be Godless:

The debate has been settled.

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  • Chas

    No wait, it’s only a doll. Obviously the dog is a poser.

  • Larry Huffman

    Yes…a cheap fundy ploy to infiltrate our ranks…psuedo baby eating. And no tabasco sauce to be seen…that pooch cannot be an atheist.

  • Sam

    No way, Chas and Larry. It’s all in the symbolism! Even a fundy spy wouldn’t stoop to eating a fake baby. Only an atheist would do that. It obviously just couldn’t get its paws on a real baby.

  • You guys act like you’ve never eaten a tofurkey before.

  • Awesomesauce

    Mmmm, dolls. The vegetarian alternative.

  • Eric

    That’s dog is no atheist, at most it’s agnostic.

  • Julie Marie

    That dog isn’t eating the baby, he’s saving it – check the snarl! That could be a dog of faith.

  • Also conclusive proof that dogs are cuter than babies.

  • Mathew Wilder

    “Pure hilarity!”