I posed the question the other day: Can a dog be an atheist?
Reed has shown me proof that dogs can indeed be Godless:
The debate has been settled.
No wait, it’s only a doll. Obviously the dog is a poser.
Yes…a cheap fundy ploy to infiltrate our ranks…psuedo baby eating. And no tabasco sauce to be seen…that pooch cannot be an atheist.
No way, Chas and Larry. It’s all in the symbolism! Even a fundy spy wouldn’t stoop to eating a fake baby. Only an atheist would do that. It obviously just couldn’t get its paws on a real baby.
You guys act like you’ve never eaten a tofurkey before.
Mmmm, dolls. The vegetarian alternative.
That’s dog is no atheist, at most it’s agnostic.
That dog isn’t eating the baby, he’s saving it – check the snarl! That could be a dog of faith.
Also conclusive proof that dogs are cuter than babies.