This Must Be How Jesus Toast Gets Made

By Guest Contributor

August 11, 2008

It was all a trick!

I still don’t know how they get Jesus on the cat fur, though…

(via The Invisible Pink Unicorn)

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Sam

See?

It was all part of God’s pan.
John

Sweet zombie Jesus, CNN is now officially a pile of garbage (referring to the cat thing, not the pan).
Derek

I still don’t know how they get Jesus on the cat fur, though…

Branding iron. Clearly, you’ve never lived on a farm…
Derek

Jesus pancakes? That’s WAY holier than a cracker.
Larry Huffman

You could go for big time better holy food and make a jesus crepe.
Mouse

I still prefer the BSG toaster.
Darwin’s Dagger

Further proof that atheists should just lean back and watch the Christian religion implode. Having reduced their Saviour to a bunch of gimmicks and cheap souvenirs, how can they not eventually lose respect for him, and themselves for believing in cooking pan Jesus.
Derek

Further proof that atheists should just lean back and watch the Christian religion implode.

It should go without saying that a couple fruitcakes peddling Jesus Junk is hardly enough to shatter the faith of most Christians…
Epistaxis

And I thought you just put your consecrated communion wafer in the toaster for a few minutes.
John

Non-believers rejoice! Jesus is finally toast!
HappyNat

mmmmm buttered Jesus . . . .

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