Look at the Toast! August 7, 2008

Look at the Toast!

By Guest Contributor
August 7, 2008

Look carefully…

Do you see it?

toast.jpg

It’s…. nothing!

No Jesus. No Virgin Mary. No Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just toast.

Someone alert the presses! This is news!

(via Cynical-C Blog)

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  • RJH

    But it is something!

    It’s part of a complete breakfast.

    Now pass the “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!”

  • llewelly

    That’s not true at all! If you look just to the right of the center of the toast, you will see a tiny space shuttle. Obviously, this means the shuttle will soon be toast. That means that this is actually time-traveling toast, because the last time a shuttle went down in flames was the Columbia disaster.

  • Seth C.

    You should put some spaghetti on it and claim that it happened randomly in the middle of the night…prove of the FSM! 🙂

  • It’s A Frackin’ Piece of Toast!

  • No no, this is a D-I-Y pareidolia, that is, you have to cut out the shape of Jesus or Mary or the FSM or whoever is hidden inside yourself!

    Kinda the sculptor’s version of the Message From Above…

  • You fool! Recognize it for the miracle it truly is: the Virgin Mary kneeling before the Holy Ghost: pic

  • And now the godless remove God from Toast as well, when will the militant atheism stop?

  • If Jesustoast is proof of God, then doesn’t this prove that God doesn’t exist?

  • Wow, this is spooky… I had two profoundly moving experiences of personal revelation *just like this one* last night! Only they were both covered in marmalade!

  • No way, I see Hemant in the toast! It’s a miracle!

  • andyinsdca

    I see a “C” in the toast. That’s the mark of Christ!!11eleventy!11!!

  • You idiot.

    It’s clearly a picture of the universe before the Big Bang.

    O ye of little non-faith.

  • Jeff Flowers

    I think I see a boob.

  • David D.G.

    A toast to atheism!

    ;^D

    ~David D.G.

  • mikespeir

    I think I see Dennis the Menace. You know what that means, don’t you?

  • Ubi Dubium

    Well, I was going to say I saw a duckie and a horsey, but I changed my mind.

  • It’s a Tiktaalik crawling up on land. Its an evolutionary miracle! Or is that an oxymoron?

  • TXatheist

    Yes, but in a few months the image of Bill Maher will appear on it and coming to a theater near you, Religilous.

  • Larry Huffman

    If you put that on Ebay, I am so going to own it…got my paypal warmed up and ready to go…I think if I can get it for 5 figures, I will be blessed!

  • Miracle! Miracle! I see nothing!

  • Lee

    It’s obviously an image of the patron saint of delicious breakfast, Powdered Toast Man.

    Infidels.

  • I see a Maneki Neko, calling to me! That’s its paw on the right. O, Kawaii desu ne-

  • Gabriel

    I see Babar the Elephant.

  • Daktar

    To the unenlightened heathen maybe. But upon that toast I see the invisible pink unicorn, placed there by the grace of Flying Spaghetti Monster. Praise the touch of His noodly appendage!

  • Richard Wade

    It may be nothing much right now, but with little effort it has great and terrible potential. By simply having some old guy wearing medieval robes read some Latin words over it and waving his hand a little, it can become GOD!

  • By simply having some old guy wearing medieval robes read some Latin words over it and waving his hand a little, it can become GOD!

    Heretic! Don’t you know that the disciples ate inedible wafers with Catholic symbols on them at the Last Supper?

  • I suck at Photoshop, and this may have been done before, but:

    Atheist Sees Toast in Picture of Jesus

  • Luther Weeks

    I look forward to the day that God is toast.

    Jesus is toast.

    Creation is toast.

    Myth is toast.

    And Toast is just Toast (well that one is true today!!!)

  • JohnB

    If you move away from your monitor about four feet, squint and tilt your head to the right a little bit, you can actually see it…yep, there it is. A piece of toast.

  • Aaron Golas said,
    You fool! Recognize it for the miracle it truly is: the Virgin Mary kneeling before the Holy Ghost: pic

    😆

    If you let your imagination run a bit, you can see an an additional figure: Mary Pleasing Jesus. Its all in the mind.

    That would be Mary Magdalene of course. 🙂