The Good Book, Indeed? August 4, 2008

The Good Book, Indeed?

By Guest Contributor
August 4, 2008

In case you needed another reason to pick up a Bible.

This seems like just another book…

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Wait a minute… what’s inside…?

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Hmm… this must be why those people carry their Bibles everywhere…

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Now I know what they mean by “holy water.”

Or maybe I’ll just assume the liquid inside the flask is… umm… Gatorade. Yep. That must be it.

I still think the Rock Hammer Bible from The Shawshank Redemption was cooler.

(Thanks to Bill for the link!)

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  • Warrel

    Love the flask!!

    completely OT, but did you see the Teen Choice Awards yet? Apparently the Jonas Brothers conspicuously neglect to thank God in their acceptance speech – particularly odd for a devout Christian band-turned newest Disney franchise. McCain strategist Martin Eisenstadt has an interesting blog deducing that this act of corporate atheism equates the JoBros with Barack Obama. I don’t agree with his politics, but his argument actually makes sense.
    http://www.eisenstadtgroup.com

  • Darryl

    “My, but the Reverend is more spirited than usual in his homily this morning.”

  • And now, children, turn to Second Budweiser Chapter 4 Verse 2.

  • Darryl

    Brandonazz, ROTFL

  • That’s certainly more helpful than what’s in most Bibles.

  • sam
  • Seth C.

    I don’t think that even a drunk man would make some of the statements that some fundamentalist Christians are known to make…so whatever is in that flask, it must be stronger than alcohol!

  • Zachary B.

    “Salvation lies within.”

    Oh man I love Shawshank.

  • Vincent

    is that where Michael Jackson keeps his Jesus Juice?

  • Simpsons did it!

  • Mriana

    😆 I’ve seen this before and find it very curious. However, it would explain why so many Xians are delusional.

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