It’s All About Priorities June 12, 2008

It’s All About Priorities

By Guest Contributor
June 12, 2008

Ohh… so *that* explains it:

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(via Freethunk by Jeff Swenson and Humanist Network News)


[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]

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  • Darryl

    Oh, come on! At least play fair with the Christians. Everybody knows that God does not wear a baseball cap and drink beer out of a cup.

  • Alycia

    What makes you so sure it’s beer?

    Maybe he’s on a health kick and it’s a pomegranate and green tea smoothie.

    Or maybe it’s communion wine, which is supposed to be the blood of his son, who is actually himself, which would make him a cannibal, right? Or a vampire. Either way, it’s gross.

  • mikespeir

    Why, that’s a Coke cup–probably Diet Coke. Diet Coke? Hey, I think I could believe in a God who drinks Diet Coke!

  • So that’s it! God’s heapsort algorithm has its comparison function reversed! Damn lazy programmers not checking their work…

  • Axegrrl

    I think I’ll send this to anyone who didn’t ‘get’ Kathy Griffin’s ‘suck it Jesus’ speech when she won her Emmy 🙂