Oh, come on! At least play fair with the Christians. Everybody knows that God does not wear a baseball cap and drink beer out of a cup.
Alycia
What makes you so sure it’s beer?
Maybe he’s on a health kick and it’s a pomegranate and green tea smoothie.
Or maybe it’s communion wine, which is supposed to be the blood of his son, who is actually himself, which would make him a cannibal, right? Or a vampire. Either way, it’s gross.
mikespeir
Why, that’s a Coke cup–probably Diet Coke. Diet Coke? Hey, I think I could believe in a God who drinks Diet Coke!
