Josha

“Single Horned ‘Unicorn’ Deer Found in Italy”

Isn’t that redundant?
Agersomnia

Fake unicorn deer and single horned mutant deer would also do.
Derek

At least he wasn’t eating a banana…
Jen

I want to cover it in glitter and ride it everywhere! All my dreams are coming true!
Mythprogrammer

Before god can appear, doesn’t Bigfoot have to make an appearance? 😉
efrique

Where’s the fart-rainbows?
Heather

Hemant asks, “What do we do?!”

I say, “Break out the bananas.”
miller

So does this disprove the Invisible Pink Unicorn the same way the Babel fish disproves God?
Paul

I thought a unicorn was a horse with a horn, not an already-horned creature with a defect. Also, unicorns are white or light purple, magical, glowing, and are marketed to little girls.
Allyson

Well if the “unicorn” can now be explained by an animal with a genetic abnormality . . . that means god is some sort of defect in nature. We just need to figure out what that defect is. 🙂
stogoe

I thought a unicorn was a horse with a horn, not an already-horned creature with a defect. Also, unicorns are white or light purple, magical, glowing, and are marketed to little girls.

Yeah, they used to show Mountain Goats with one horn at the circus. This isn’t a unicorn – a unicorn is a white sparkly horse with a spiral magic narwhal horn.

Or an Elasmotherium.
Derek

I thought a unicorn was a horse with a horn, not an already-horned creature with a defect. Also, unicorns are white or light purple, magical, glowing, and are marketed to little girls.

You’re missing the point. If you define a unicorn as “a deer with a horn”, then obviously unicorns do exist. Therefore, since unicorns are pink and magical, magical pink unicorns exist. QED.

We just need to figure out what that defect is.

My guess? Quantum fluctations in the background radiation. It’s the one place we haven’t looked yet!
Polly

I see a potentially beneficial mutation. I hope bible-literalists take note. This is how EVOLUTION works.

Gooooo Darwin!!!

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