How to Care for Your Babies June 9, 2008

How to Care for Your Babies

I found these instructions very helpful.

Because one day, I’m going to be a father.

And some of this stuff is simply not common sense.

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I have *so* much to learn.

There are several other images and instructions here.

(Thanks to Frank for the link!)


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  • But what’s the correct way to eat one?

  • Brian E

    Sadly, if you read a site like fark long enough, you’ll come across enough stories that demonstrates every one of these no-nos.

  • Pah! You don’t lift a baby by the head, you always use a leg. You get a much better swing that way.

  • Jason

    Thank you for making iced coffee come out of my nose. “Drying Baby” is now a meme at my office.

  • I have that book, it’s friggin’ hilarious.

  • Experienced parent

    The very first item on the linked page is “Waking baby.” Who does that?

  • Richard Wade

    That is so disgusting! Why can’t I stop laughing?

  • Mahalo for the link 🙂

    I am getting more hits per hour than I normally get per day. 😆

  • Epic lollers!

  • ubi dubius

    The “do’s” and “don’ts” are switched. As a new father, I quickly learned that if you do something badly enough, you won’t be asked to do it again.

  • Richard Wade

    ubi, that’s hilarious! And a good trick. It’s worked for me on several things. 😉

  • PrimeNumbers

    Being a dad is the best thing ever. I was always wishing baby came with a manual though, an instruction booklet. Now I’m on with my second child, so this is a little late for me, but ever so funny…

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