No Heaven. No Hell. Just… What…? May 5, 2008

No Heaven. No Hell. Just… What…?

By Guest Contributor
May 5, 2008

This might be NSFW. The link is rated-R, anyway.

Would someone like to tell me what this is all about?

The nude atheism? Bah. The Skepchick/Skepdude calendars aren’t even out until next month.

I don’t really know what “atheist porn” would consist of that’s different from any other kind… fewer screams of “Oh God!” I suppose…

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[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]

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  • I think its just a matter of cybersquatting. Somebody figured out the domain was unused & nicked it up.

    One chick with the good parts blocked out doesn’t equal porn. It could have been worse… I could have clicked the link and been presented with a never ending series of opening windows featuring Christopher Hitchens’ man-boobs!

  • Well, the site was registered over a year ago, so I’m not expecting much to come from it. Uh, no pun intended.

  • TheDeadEye

    Anyone have a good replacement for “Oh God!”? Something that won’t spoil the, uh, “mood”?

  • mike

    Anyone have a good replacement for “Oh God!”? Something that won’t spoil the, uh, “mood”?

    Nothing beats the double-entendre of “Touched by His Noodly Appendage”.

  • Jeff Flowers

    Maybe she yells “Oh Darwin” instead?

  • FSM Porn? I’m pretty sure they’ve covered the pasta fetish niche. Rule 34 of the Internet and all.

  • I could have clicked the link and been presented with a never ending series of opening windows featuring Christopher Hitchens’ man-boobs!

    Yeah, or (as my peers and I joked about), regular porn with Dawkins’ face crudely Photoshopped onto the, uh… participants?
    It just seemed like a novel idea, that’s all.

  • Jason

    Mmmm yeah I’ve got some great, big….Science, yeah, that Big Science, yeah, I’m gonna use that Big Science to commit some genocide… if you know what I mean…

  • Cade

    Yea, I’m calling rule 34 on this. Or would it be rule 35? If it’s not on the internet, it must be created.

  • Instead of saying ‘Oh God’, they would say ‘Oh, Gould’!

    (Gould is my hero….*swoons*….)

  • I recognize her, actually – she runs vegporn.com, porn of/for vegans/vegetarians. She’s “furry girl” on there, I believe. I know her from a vegan message board she was once a member of, but flamed out on – she’s, uh, a “character”, you could say. Very, very, passionate about her beliefs, I think, bordering on the dogmatic (at least it appeared so to me and many other of the message board members).
    It’s certainly not cybersquatting, I’ll guarantee that much.

    My question would be – really, atheist porn? And how much religious dogma is it you’re encountering in conventional porn, exactly?

  • Jen

    Call me old-fashioned, but shouldn’t you yell the name of your partner? Perhaps the person you were thinking about while you were with your partner? Or maybe your own name, if you are doing all the work. So many non-god options….

  • TheDeadEye

    Perhaps the person you were thinking about while you were with your partner?

    That would be… a mistake. o.O