Friendly Atheist Contest #25: Misspelled Faith Posters

By Guest Contributor

April 30, 2008

Last week, I ran this contest:

Create a poster/saying about atheism or faith that becomes humorous with a *slight* change in spelling.

Here are the Top 10 responses (with submitters)!

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(Kira C.)

(hoverFrog)

(Ashes)

(hoverFrog)

(miller)

(Ubi Dubium)

(Richard Wade)

(Laurie Soule)

(Ubi Dubium)

(Citizen Steve)

Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!

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If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest (courtesy of Citizen Steve):

What will be the title of Ben Stein‘s next film?

Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.

Good luck!

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MorseCode

Win Ben Stein’s Credibility: There’s Very Little Left and It’s Going Fast!
the Shaggy

The backtracking will begin when he tries to paint Expelled as a mockumentary:

“Poe’s Law: Making Expelled Was A Gas.”

Being a doofus with no rational thinking left, he’ll figure the subtitle is self-effacing mockery and will win him tickets.
Polly

“The Vast Left-Wing Heliocentric Conspiracy”
Epistaxis

Scientific Rigor’s Day Off. He won’t care about the copyright infringement.
Joe Mello

Repelled: No Intelligence Required
David D.G.

Oh, man, I liked “God Hates Figs” best of all those posters! Oh, well, different tastes, I guess. :^p

My suggestion for Ben Stein’s next movie title, mashing up a couple of other movie titles together: “300 Lies and Videotape.”

~David D.G.
Tom in Iowa

Ben Stein’s next film?

“Career…Career…My Career…anyone seen My Career?”
Wes

The “Croationism” poster cracks me up. 😀

His next movie will be called Explode! No Intelligence Gathering Allowed, and it will blame Darwin for causing terrorism by standing in the way of illegal wiretapping. The slogan will be “Allahu Akdarwin!”, and the movie will argue that Evolution was a necessary but not sufficient cause for Osama bin Laden, global terrorism and the demon of anal fissures.
hoverFrog

Frank ‘N Stein: Prometheus Rebound.

But seriously, do you think he’ll ever make another movie? I mean, except as the voice of a cartoon fairy.
Matt

Expunged: Clearing the Record … Intelligently
Ubi Dubium

It will be called “Expelled: No Allowed Intelligence” and will contain exactly the same content as the last one, just rearranged.

The IDiots seem to think that if they keep making the same old inane arguments, and say them often enough, and loudly enough, that eventually people will believe them.
Billy S

I believe that it will be “Expelled from the Jewish community: No Godwin allowed”.
Jeff

Expelled: No demons allowed

A documentary about the one or two ex-scientists that believe the world is populated with demon creatures that are the cause of schizophrenia and all other mental illness. By joining Jesus in battle, the mentally afflicted can drive out the demons and be cured. There is a conspiracy in the US education system not to teach about the demonic cause to mental illness.
Adrian Hayter

Flattened: Only Spheres Allowed

“Round Earth Science has expelled smart old ideas of a Flat Earth from the classroom. What they forgot is every generation a small media company makes a bias non-factual documentary…”

A bit long, but it had to be done!
Sudo

Is there a place one can just purchase the Friendly Atheist wristbands? Seems an easy way out but I would like to have one for my wrist, even if I’m not creative enough to enter this contest and win it.
Hemant Mehta

Is there a place one can just purchase the Friendly Atheist wristbands?

I’m working on it!
Brett

“Ferris Bueller’s Expulsion”
Bo

Detention: Kansas’s Slightly Lesser Punishment for Espousing ID in Schools
Jen

Oh my god, Jesus on the dino made me just about die
William

“Give Ben Stein Money.” After losing losing his shirt with “Expelled,” this documentary follows Ben Stein on skid row as does anything to regain his fortune.
Dakota

The blonde faith and Dino Jesus cracked me up. The Bible DOESN’T say it didn’t happen….
Laurie Soule

Exiled: No Fundamentalism Allowed.

Sorry, just wishful thinking on my part…

Third place! Woo hoo! I thought that the Blonde Faith and the God Hates Figs ones were hilarious!
hoverFrog

Exspelled: No Wizards Allowed

“Modern sorcerer prestidigitation has exspelled smart old ideas of a thaumaturgy from the stage. What they forgot is every generation has an Harry Potter…”
oblivious

Denied!

Ben blows the horn on Suppression again! The liberal media has denied the expression of smart new ideas presented in Expelled.
jedipunk

The Flat-Out Truth: No Antipods Allowed. (About flat earth science and how antipods, people on the bottom side, cannot possibly exist)
Joseph R.

Stein is going to eschew any and all political correctness for his next film…

Mentally Challenged: No Intelligence at all.
James

I think the best idea I’ve seen so far was the Sexpelled parody from Dawkins’ website. Here’s my 2 cents.

Repelled: No Wings Allowed

Gravity is only a theory and cannot explain the manner in which Jesus rose into Heaven. Physicists have been searching for a unifying theory, but mock and ridicule those who already know that God is the unifying force.
hoverFrog

Exploited: No honesty allowed
Ubi Dubium

Exploited: No honesty allowed

I like that one, Hoverfrog. I loved your Ant Christ poster. Brilliant.
hoverFrog

Thanks Ubi Dubium, I went for the brute force approach with the posters. I must have sent Hemant a dozen different ones. Same here with the film titles really. 😉

I must have a wrist band. I simply must.
Darwin’s Dagger

All Washed Up: The Soap Conspiracy

Ben Stein takes on the Germ Theory of Disease and discovers how doctors washing their hands led to the slaughter of the Armenians during World War I. Of course ‘all washed up’ also describes Stein’s career.
Charred Atheist

Destitute: Bankruptcy declared.

Ben Stein explains how his pathetic attempt at movie making cost him his credibility, his career, and his “Geek” card.
Mitchbert

Is there a limit of entries per commenter?

Honesty: Flagellating Obfuscations Expelled!
Peppered Moth: Not Pepper!

Darwinism: Angelina and Me = Inevitability!
Posters by Heckel: In Bookstores for a Nickel!

(Cuttlefish’s Poetry: Really Starting to Influence Me.)
Robin

His next movie will be a re-release of “Expelled”, but with a more marketable title:

Spider-Man 4
Anthony

I imagine it’d either be:

Expunged!: Why didn’t anyone like my movie? It’s because I’m a big fat cow, ISN’T IT?! *runs to bathroom* HRRAULGH.
or
Inpelled: This time, we’ll try to allow intelligence.

They still didn’t try very hard though.