Last week, I ran this contest:
If religions were flavors of ice cream, what flavors would they be and why…?
Here are the Top 5 responses (with submitters)!
5|
Jehovah’s Almond Fudge because its flavor is just heavenly and more than a little nutty.
4|
I just envision someone with a picket sign reading, “It’s Ben & MARY, not Ben & Jerry!”…
3|
Judaism ice cream is whatever flavor your mother slaved over for days to make for you, and aggravated her arthritis, so would it hurt you to call her once in a while?
2|
I’ll go with chocolate, because it’s copied in so many other flavours, and no matter how much, people keep eating it right up.
(Aditya)
1|
Neapolitan, because they only choose the parts they like and leave the parts they don’t.
(Derek)
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
…
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest (sticking with the previous theme):
Atheism similes!
Fill in the blanks:
Atheists are like _______ because _______________.
or
Atheism is like _______ because _______________.
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
Good luck!
[tags]atheist, atheism, contest[/tags]
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