Hemant posted briefly on this back in October, but I thought I’d expand on it a little.
From the Church of Google website:
We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favor of Google’s divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.
We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of “God”, as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
They offer nine proofs that Google is God:
» PROOF #1 – Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.
» PROOF #2 – Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent).
» PROOF #3 – Google answers prayers.
» PROOF #4 – Google is potentially immortal.
» PROOF #5 – Google is infinite.
» PROOF #6 – Google remembers all.
» PROOF #7 – Google can “do no evil” (Omnibenevolent).
» PROOF #8 – According to Google trends, the term “Google” is searched for more than the terms “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism” combined.
» PROOF #9 – Evidence of Google’s existence is abundant.
This ought to be enough to convince even the most determined skeptic, yes? 😉