God: Knock knock.
Atheist: Who’s there?
God: No one.
Atheist: Thought so… Do you want some cocoa?
God: No thanks. Sorry to have wasted your time.
Atheist: It’s quite all right.
Kyle
Knock Know
Who’s there?
Pat Robertson
Ewwww!
(Seriously, he creeps me out)
the Shaggy
The Christian Neighbour:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
…..
OMG IT WAS GOD!
Atheist neighbour:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
OMG DID YOU SEE IT WAS GOD HE JUST KNOCKED ON MY DOOR.
No man, that was me. I was just having fun.
OMG NO IT WAS GOD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT WAS GOD!
TheDeadEye
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
God.
God?
Yes.
Can I see some ID?
Adam
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Why?
Because you were [cue dramatic singing] KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN’ ON HEAVEN’S DOO-OOOR!!!
Well, if you’re the holy spirit, how on earth can you knock?
Excuse me?
Isn’t “spirit” a completely different form of being than the physical?
Um…yes.
And as such, aren’t spirit and matter unable to interact?
Sure.
So how are you able to knock? Or speak? For that matter, if you were the holy spirit, why even bother with the door? Why not just appear in a vision or some other form of hallucination as you’re wont to do?
Um…
This is a bit of a cock-up, isn’t it? Go on, get out of here, you bastard!
Knock, Knock.
…Who’s there?
An invisible teacup, a Flying Spaghetti Monster, a self-assembled 747, a pair of dice, a blind watchmaker, and Mt. Improbable.
…Rational arguments who?
Rational arguments who fail to impress despite of solid logic.
Isaah Vincent
[630am at the Romney Household]
KNOCK KNOCK
ugh…where are my glasses…ah there they are….Who’s There?
KNOCK KNOCK
hello? Who’s there?
KNOCK KNOCK
Whos there!?! what is going on! WHO’S THERE
Howja
Howja who?
Howja like being dragged out of bed for this stupid shit.
Alycia
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Have you heard the good news?
*gasp!* Did Obama win the nomination?
Erm, no…
Did the MidOhio Food Bank get a huge monetary donation to solve their supply crisis?
Uh…
Okay…Did they renew “How I Met Your Mother” for another season, maybe?
No.
That’s all I got, man. What the hell is it?
That you can have eternal salvation by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior or you will burn forever in the fiery pits of hell.
Look, you’re going mad. You’re not supposed to ask questions.
Bobby Thigpen
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
God.
God who? I mean there’s Buddha, Thor, Zeus, the FSM, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, Yahweh….
tyaddow
“knock knock”
atheist: “since there is no empirical evidence that there is anyone there, I must conclude that the knocking sounds I am hearing have a different, natural, more rational explanation.”
Matthew
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jesus.
Oh, Jesus! I have been waiting for you! Did you bring the carne asada and tortillas so Guillermo and Paco will shut up about me converting to Catholicism?
