Products That Make God Angry

March 5, 2008

There are tons of products God doesn’t like…

Chocolate Jesuses:

Jesus Footwear:

Testamints:

There’s more where those came from at Cracked.

Atheists need some swag to compete.

SaganSuckers, anyone?

(via Mind on Fire)

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Becky

Hahahaha! I used to buy Testamints back when I was a “Jesus-girl”. They’re not that good. =p
Susan B.

Lolipops in the shape of babies, perhaps? Since we eat them, after all.
Kyle P

I’m sure if Jesus were alive today he’d be thrilled that people were using his name and likeness to sell little trinkets like this.
brian t

Aww, aren’t those Chocolate Jesus’s cute? I wonder if they come with a little pair of pliers, for removing those teeny little nails..?
Mriana

Yummy! More chocolate. 😀
Bjorn Watland

I’s buy some HeMINTS, get it? HA!
Brenda Maxwell

That is just too funny! 🙂
Secular Dignity

It’s amazing that religious people get upset when non-believers “disrespect” their religion, yet there are no complaints about this sort of thing.
Jason

I think a laxative would be a better product to carry the slogan “Pass the word”.

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