I am scared of bananas…
You may go have your nightmares now.
(via My Confined Space)
I’ve been in therapy now for several years due to the “atheist nightmare”. That darn banana!!!! Everything made so much sense and I was so sure of everything until I was confronted with THE BANANA. I can’t sleep at night. I toss and turn. Its all I can think about.
Friends, atheists, countrymen — it is time we arm ourselves! We shall be subject to the terror and subjugation of The Banana no more! TO FREEDOM!
— Miz L. (who shares a birthday and temperament with Thomas Paine)
nooo! not the bannana!
File under “Too easy to resist:”
That shit is bananas
Now, if that were a clown holding a banana or whatever with a banana, then he’d be on the right track to something scary.