First, the Muslim ban on showing the faces of the holy is starting to look pretty useful. I bet there are no Muhammad watches.
Second: I’ve seen a bumper sticker to go with that one. It said: “It’s Always Jesus Time.”
Third: I know he’s the lamb of god and all, but the whole thing with the sheep weirds me out. Do they make Jesus Brand Velcro Gloves?
Fourth: A battery powerd Jesus just rocks. Unless its windup.
Matt
Now Time is imaginary too!
J Myers
…the whole thing with the sheep weirds me out.
LOLChrist:
“Invisbl Anil Probz”
I’m sorry, it’s just… that’s what it looks like.
Jen
Thanks, but I’ll pass. I prefer my religious kitch glows in the dark.
Vincent
yeah, I can’t figure out what’s up with Jesus’ right hand.
He’s making a hole with it like he’s holding something invisible.
Is he supposed to be looking at his watch? If so, who’s face is on Jesus’ watch? And if he’s omniscient shouldn’t he know what time it is without looking?
If so, who’s face is on Jesus’ watch? If I remember correctly, that would be Nixon’s first vice president (early in the morning (for my weekend, anyway) and brain not working. Need kaffeeen.
