Christians Against Cartoons

I can’t tell if it’s Christian Fundamentalists or satire. It’s crazy enough to be both…

Christians Against Cartoons.

The animated muck machine is continuing to drag our nation’s children in the gutter through the promotion of all manner of sin. This time the agent of evil is a little Dreamworks film titled “Bee Movie” and the sin that it is propagating and promoting is nothing less than BEASTIALITY! The plot of this Dreamworks picture revolves around the romance between a HUMAN WOMAN and a lowly bee – AN INSECT! Never before has such depravity been dressed up as supposedly harmless family fare…

And there’s plenty more where that came from…

What do they say about Adult Swim?

What is this “Adult Swim” that comes on the Cartoon Network? To the good Christian it is clearly a major piece of the Sodomite Agenda dressed as harmless entertainment. It is mockery of our CHRISTIAN VALUES dressed up as a children’s cartoon all with the excuse by its perverted network that it is made with adults in mind, but any informed dissection of the name “Adult Swim” belies its true intentions.

In current cable television, the mere word adult has become nothing more than a euphemism for pornography –IE: “adult entertainment” or “adult situations.” The real question then becomes, why have the pornographers at Cartoon Network then chosen to combine the term “adult” with the word “swim?”

The reason is plainly obvious. By this combination of words, Cartoon Network is likening its block of nightly programming to the Turkish bath or Roman orgy of old or the modern day gay bathhouse of San Francisco. It is a place where men take unto men, women take unto women and outrageous acts of adultery, sodomy and bestiality are engaged in with no regard for the WORD OF GOD and Cartoon Network is putting all of this into a form with mass appeal to our children.

Don’t even get them started on Clifford the Big Red Dog.

(via Cynical-C Blog)


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