Full House and Faith

Just Another Atheist and his roommate were discussing which Full House character represents which major faith.

Because that’s what you do on weekends.

The conclusions:

1. Danny Tanner is Islam – Fanatical about the rules. Wants total control of everything around him… Everyone knew of Danny’s controlling streak, and they all took great pains to avoid offending him.

2. Uncle Joey is Judaism – Great sense of humor, self-depreciating, often overshadowed by the other two housemates…

3. Uncle Jesse is Christianity – He’s hip, he’s now, he’s full of himself. He’s also kind of the rebel… Also, his catch phrase is “Have Mercy!”

I’m sure we can think of more.

I’ll start you off.

Kimmy Gibler is a Jehovah’s Witness. She always came to your door despite never being invited.


[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]