Why Does God Hate Crustaceans? January 26, 2008

Why Does God Hate Crustaceans?

First the fags, now the shrimp.


What do the fundies have against the shrimp?

Oh yeah… Leviticius and Deuteronomy.

What is their agenda…?

Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.

Those heathens.

Some Godless hackers must have gotten into their site and changed it to say it’s a parody. Those atheists will stop at nothing!

(Thanks to Beau for the link!)

[tags]atheist, atheism, fundamentalist, Christian[/tags]

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  • Bad

    You forget: Peter had a dream about a watery tart lobbing a lobster at him, so that settles that!

  • Rovakur

    I can understand loathing cigarettes(see ^2) and big oil (yes, that is a scallop shell), but to throw molluscs and crustaceans in there…well that’s just mean. I think those people must be jealous of the longevity of some “lower” life forms.

  • Peter

    Are there links to the Daily Show bit?

  • Trancer

    I think you’ll find that the correct title should have been, “Why does God hate Christadelphians”.
    The answer can be found here “http://www.apologeticsindex.org/c93.html”. 😉

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