Happy Birthday to… December 31, 2007

Happy Birthday to…

By Guest Contributor
December 31, 2007

Greta Christina!

She writes this for herself:

Happy birthday to me
I don’t live in a tree
But I look like a primate
Because I am one.

And got this response from a commenter:

Happy birthday to you
I went to the zoo
I saw a fat monkey
but I didn’t think it was you because I don’t use creationist logic.

🙂

If you haven’t read her piece on atheists and anger yet, you should do it! It’s brilliant. And then, wish her well and add to the half-rhyming, pro-evolution, highly-entertaining, birthday lyrics.


[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]

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  • Thanks, Hemant! That’s really sweet. Happy New Year to you… and Happy New Year to all the friendly atheists and theists in this blog!

  • Lauren

    Happy birthday to you
    I went to the zoo
    I saw a fat monkey
    but I didn’t think it was you because I don’t use creationist logic.

    Isn’t that evolutionist logic?

    Happy new year everyone!!