Irreverent Christmas Gifts

I know what I’m getting you for Christmas this year.

A Pope Clock.

Because it’s so hard to keep track of who’s infallible these days…

And for my Christian friends, a Rapture Clock!

Sounds a loud alarm and flashes a bright blue light half-an-hour before the beginning of Judgement Day, giving you ample time to repent your transgressions before ‘Rapture’ begins. Enjoy the life of a sinner right up until the last moment: take drugs, steal church funds, have sex with prostitutes, etc. and be forgiven just in time! Also suitable for agnostics.

There’s also a Politically Incorrect Dalai Lama calendar, Anti-Depiction Goggles (for those who are forbidden from seeing depictions of deities/saints/prophets), and a Torah-Compliant Pacemaker.

If only they were real…

Southerly is taking suggestions for other gifts we’d like to see.

(via Cosmopolitan)


[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]