Last week, I ran this contest:
What other shocking statements will the Pope make in his next encyclical?
Here are the Top 5 statements (with submitters)!
5|
Galileo is back in hell. We retract previous papal decrees to the contrary.
(Brett)
4|
“We need to broaden our outreach to fertilized eggs. At least 50% of naturally conceived fertilized eggs don’t implant – that’s half of humanity! Although a corner of heaven is reserved for them, dying before baptism means they are denied the beatific vision – all because their mother’s womb refused to grant them shelter.
“To the end of saving these souls, we shall institute a weekly baptismal ceremony for the unborn, and require regular attendance of all married or fornicating premenopausal women the Sunday before their monthly flow starts.”
(Mercredi)
3|
When we said “Limbo doesn’t exist”, we meant the dance.
(Robin)
2|
“The earth is flat, evolution is false, and Christians predated everyone else. Sherri Shepherd is my close disciple.”
(Cade)
1|
“Yes, I’m a Catholic, and bears, well, yeah, they do.”
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
…
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest:
What newspaper headline would atheists most like to read?
(The idea comes from this post, from a blog for Indian-Americans. Check it out for sample headlines.)
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
Good luck!
[tags]atheist, atheism, contest[/tags]
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