You know that cough you have? Or that flu from a couple weeks ago…?
Now, we know why you were sick:

Jesus was spanking you. And not in the Christian Domestic Discipline way, either.
By the way, if you want to check out more disturbing/blasphemous/rated-R images, feel free to go here.
(Thanks to Grazatt for the link!)
[tags]atheist, atheism, spank, BDSM[/tags]