Last week, I ran this contest:
Create an atheistical haiku!
Here are the Top 8 answers (with submitters)!
8|
Way of the Master:
Kirk Cam’ron and his friend Ray
Put their faith in fruit.Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha! Bananas!
7|
i am without god
but bananas fit my hands
i am so confused(RHawk68)
6|
Creationism —
Fill their young heads with nonsense.
But claim it’s science.
5|
Sunday morning and
I’m still in bed and comfy.
Atheism rocks!
4|
Religion? No thanks.
I prefer reality.
It’s more rewarding.
3|
My life without god –
Infinitely more lovely
Than my life “with” him(Stacy)
2|
A harsh truth is much
preferred to a fictive tale
that cheapens our lives.(Stogoe)
1|
Pride is saying that
You have all of the answers
To life’s big questionsThis life is enough
I don’t need eternity
To live each day well
And I couldn’t leave out these fantastic entries:
Honorable Mentions|
It hurts. OH! It hurts!
The pain of a thousand blades!
George Bush is speaking.(Anon)
Atheists are mean
They like to eat fresh babies
Get en mah bellay!(Alyx)
Hemant makes contest
We compete all day and night
For what? A wristband?…
Friendly Atheist
Best blog in the blogosphere
Does sucking up work?
Hell yes, it works 🙂
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
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If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest.
Tell us your best “roommate and religion” story.
Maybe you once had a roommate who was a fundamentalist Christian. Or an *extremely* hard core atheist. Or a member of some fringe religion that required odd rituals in the middle of the night.
They make for the best memories.
Share your best stories with us (good or bad)!
The most interesting commenters will have a shot at winning.
Good luck!
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