Four Bananas, Minimum

I understand the humor. It’s kinda funny. Until you realize this guy just offended all male atheists. And (clearly out of spite) he did it with a banana…

Skip to the 1:40 mark of this NSFW video about measuring your… *ahem*… size:

If you didn’t catch it, here’s the line:

If you’re under five inches, you have the right to be an atheist.

Well, that’s not true! We all know atheism adds a collective three inches to your stuff.

I think…

Can we get a grad student to do research on this?

I’m certain that if a study showed that non-belief in God added to your size, it would create more atheists than Sam Harris ever could.

Really, I’m only linking to this so I can mention that Reed used the euphemism “Thor’s Mighty Hammer.”


[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]