I understand the humor. It’s kinda funny. Until you realize this guy just offended all male atheists. And (clearly out of spite) he did it with a banana…
Skip to the 1:40 mark of this NSFW video about measuring your… *ahem*… size:
If you didn’t catch it, here’s the line:
If you’re under five inches, you have the right to be an atheist.
Well, that’s not true! We all know atheism adds a collective three inches to your stuff.
Can we get a grad student to do research on this?
I’m certain that if a study showed that non-belief in God added to your size, it would create more atheists than Sam Harris ever could.
Really, I’m only linking to this so I can mention that Reed used the euphemism “Thor’s Mighty Hammer.”