I’m almost done with Stephen Colbert‘s hilarious new book I Am America (And So Can You!).
What does Stephen have to say about atheists?
Card-carrying members of BS [Big Secularism] have snaked their way into every branch of the federal government, except for the judicial and executive. Did you know that in the House of Representatives and the Senate, there are as many as one self-described atheist currently serving? Democratic Representative Pete Stark of California’s 13th district, to name just one. Just think of it — how are any pro-faith initiatives going to make it into law when Congress is held hostage by the anti-God caucus of Stark, his self and him?
Actually, Stark is a self-described Unitarian. But it’s true he doesn’t believe in a God.
What does Stephen say about Agnostics?
Atheists without balls.
Here he is talking about how America is a Christian nation and how Christianity and Judaism are not equal:
Think of “Judeo-Christian” like “Sears, Roebuck & Co.” — Judaism is Roebuck.
The margins contain a note reading: “The ‘& Co.’? Unitarians.”
By the way, if you’d like to convert, go to Stephen’s Religionizer! As he says, “if it ain’t Christianity, it’s just Path-to-Hell Lotto!”
I love this book 🙂