Last week, I asked this question:
What is Christopher Hitchens so mad about in the picture below?

Here are the Top 5 answers (with submitters)!
5|
He heard the Atheist Alliance International convention dinner ran out of the kosher meal.
(Bill)
4|
He’s wearing a thong and it’s chafing him.
(Julie)
3|
Dewar’s, Come on! are you F#$%ing kidding me? Do you know who I am? I’m Christopher bloddy Hitchens, goddamn National Book Award Finalist, and you bring me a Dewar’s? Can you even spell SINGLE MALT?
(Vince)
2|
(Hitchens’s drink is in the podium)
“Goddamnit, Teresa! We both know God is bullshit, but PLEASE stop having your face appear in my scotch. C’mon!”
(Nick)
1|
He’s upset because Ayaan Hirsi Ali still gets more death threats than he does.
(Joe)
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
…
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest.
It’s the question we have the hardest time with:
What should atheists scream out in bed?

Maybe you’ve said those already. Or maybe you couldn’t figure out what to say…
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
Good luck!
(Image via MyConfinedSpace)
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