Last week, I asked this question:
Who is Richard Dawkins talking to in the picture below?
What is their conversation?

Here are the Top 5 answers (with submitters)!
5|
“Hello P-Zed? Harris has gone over to the other side. No, not THAT side. He’s allying himself with the fr*mers. Pity. Unleash your Pharynguloid minions.”
(Siamang)
4|
(Dawkins answers phone)
[heavy breathing]
Dawkins: Who is this?
Haggard: I need your paws on me you dirty ape you.
Dawkins: …
(cue photo)
3|
“No….
No.
The red wire.
Right.
It’s beeping?
Route the clock to the main circ-
What do you mean countdown?!
Look, just pull the prongs out of the C4 and it should be-
Dynamite? You said C4!
No… NO!
S- Stop praying! It won’t hel-”
*BOOM*
*Line goes silent*
“I hate my other job…”
(Anon)
2|
“Mrs. Garrison? How did you get this number? I told you to never call again.”
1|
“You found a what?”
“A rabbit?”
“In the precambrian?”
“Well, shit…”
(Bart)
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
…
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest:
What is Christopher Hitchens so mad about in the picture below?

Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
Good luck!
[tags]atheist, atheism, contest, Pharyngula, PZ Myers[/tags]
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