Google God October 3, 2007

Google God

By Guest Contributor
October 3, 2007

Google does answer all of my questions…

It remembers all my searches.

And like many Christian churches, it sells advertising.

The parallels are endless, I tell you.

So go worship at The Church of Google.

And while you’re at it, read the hate mail section.

(Thanks to Max for the link!)


[tags]atheist, atheism, Church, Jesus[/tags]

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  • Susan

    Pretty funny…it’s a god we can all appreciate! I have to say, though, their hate mail section isn’t nearly as funny as the hate mail the FSM gets…

  • I may as well worship Goggle. At least I know they actually exist.

  • People who work for Google get free sushi, any time they want it. They have no dress code, and their employees are encouraged to spend 20% of their work time on personal projects…

    Godly or not, they deserve worship! ^^