Polytheist in Open Relationship with The Lord

By Guest Contributor

September 25, 2007

Thanks to The Onion.

The byline reads:

By Bonnie Nordstrum
Polytheist

Im In An Open Relationship With The Lord

I’m In An Open Relationship With The Lord

With Jesus as my personal Savior, I felt like I had it all. But then we hit a rough patch, and before long, I was beginning to question both my…

[tags]atheist, atheism, The Onion, Christian, Jesus[/tags]

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Mriana

Oh bother! 🙄 What will they come up with next?
Vincent

The Onion really has some amazing stuff.
Funny thing: I’m just reading the God Delusion and this morning read the section about how religious devotion could be a misfire of our evolved need for a close sexual relationship.
Andy

in an open relationship

Perhaps, but is it “Facebook Official”?
Rob Linford

Now I understand why Christianity is so often a woman thing…. I had no idea Jesus was such a stud.
Mikayla

LOL that is hillarious :p

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