Jeff’s 12 Page Bible

This Week, Let’s Try A Reading From The Bible I Wrote

Excuse me, Reverend Dave? Before we begin, I’d like to make a small suggestion. Now, I know we’re all anxious to find out what happens to Issac,…

My favorite part:

That’s why I set aside a good portion of last weekend and wrote an alternative Bible. I call it “Jeff’s Bible,” after me, Jeff Glisson, but I’m still open to suggestions on that one.

I’ve made copies for you all to look at, so if you’ll please pass them down. Some of them got stapled weird, so make sure you have all 12 pages.

[tags]atheist, atheism, Bible, The Onion[/tags]