JuggaloFaith

If you’re a God-fearing Christian and a fan of the Insane Clown Posse… this is the site for you.

Here’s their Mission Statement (apparently, Heaven = Shangri-La) and a note to parents looking at the site:

I am sure you are here on our site to see why your child(ren) come to visit us. I’m sure you have questions like, Why is my son/daughter a Juggalo/Juggalette? What do they see in this music in this group that makes them want to listen? I can understand your concern as I to am a parent of two boys 7 and 12,and a little girl 3 1/2 who waits for me in Heaven.

I am here to try to help clear some things up for you, I know you have probably heard bad things about Insane Clown Posse aka ICP. That they are evil and crude and rude and nasty. I can tell you they are not Evil, they may be crude, rude and nasty sometimes. But as hard as it is to believe, there is a reason for this,…

10 points for anyone who counts up all the grammatical mistakes in that excerpt.

Speaking of which, this was my favorite sentence on the site:

Have you excepted Jesus as your savior yet???

I have, actually!

And we get sermons, too.

I have an extreme Conviction as to what I believe. When I read the Creed to the Congregation or when I say it to myself throughout the day, looking for strength, I have Conviction. I will stand and tell you with no shame in my heart that I believe everything that the Creed has evolved to stand for. I say it with pride, I say it with a strength of faith that can rip apart the walls of Jericho. When I say ‘I am a Juggalo….’ I am proud to say it. When I say ‘I am an Individual…’ I recognize my choice. When I say ‘I am a Ninja….’ I feel the Strength within. When I say ‘ I am human….’ I come to grips with my own mortality. And When I say ‘ I have Love….’ then it beams out of my heart. And when I say ‘I shall find my path to Shangri La’ … I feel the power, the Spirit, the Light in my Soul, reaffirming my conviction with every breath, through the good and the bad, the love and the hate and lies. I SHALL STAND TALL…..WOOP WOOP.

Sounds just like Joel Osteen.

(via Cracked)

[tags]atheist, atheism, God, Christian, Insane Clown Posse, Juggalo, Juggalette, Heaven, Ninja, Shangri La, Joel Osteen[/tags]

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Andrew

LMAO. “I have actually.”
benjamin ady

“juggalo” sounds too much like “gigolo”, doesn’t it?
Logos

That almost sounds like a parody
Shalini

Is this for real?!
Richard Wade

Honey, have you seen my WTF?? t-shirt anywhere?
Ashley Schulte

Oh….my….Jake…

Tell me this is a parody please….
Kelly

WOOP WOOP indeed!

Oh, and as an aside, there are way too many grammatical errors (a quick skim indicates 4) and editorial elements that need to be changed, like syntax and diction, so I’d rather not analyze that mission statement. That’s for their proofer (I’m sure they have one).
Bjorn Watland

I’d like to see Joel give a WOOP WOOP.
Justin

I don’t know why I just spent 10 minutes on this. Bad grammar is some sort of obsession-compulsion. My changes are in bold. I count at least a dozen.

I am sure you are here on our site to see why your child(ren) come to visit us. I’m sure you have questions like, “Why is my son/daughter a Juggalo/Juggalette? What do they see in this music or in this group that makes them want to listen?“ I can understand your concern as I too am a parent of two boys, ages 7 and 12, and a little girl, age 3 1/2, who waits for me in Heaven.

I am here to try to help clear some things up for you. I know you have probably heard bad things about Insane Clown Posse (aka ICP), that they are evil, crude, rude and nasty. ~~I can tell you~~ They are not Evil. They may be crude, rude and nasty sometimes, but, as hard as it is to believe, there is a reason for this.
Vincent

Common christian errors:

I think you can only except Jesus if you have the gift of disernment.
(can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen that one).
Logos

according to this it does seem that the Juggalo’s have a lot in common with Christianity http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Carnival_%28ICP%29
Mikel

Have you excepted Jesus as your savior yet???

ROTFL!!! Love that one.
Patrick

I’m not sure what’s funnier, the fact that a bunch of Atheists took the time to actually read part of our site, or the fact that they waste their time bashing it. As Juggalos we are used to hatred and being outcast, that’s nothing new to us. What i find amazing is that people who have no belief in God would waste time talking about him. I’m not here to belittle you for your beliefs or preach to you because honestly, you are all grown adults and can make your own decisions. Judging from the conversation I see here I’m not sure the maturity of that adulthood is too much to admire but hey, what can you do? In any case, I happen to write sermons for the site and would be more than happy to converse on our differences in opinion. Then again judging from the comments above I have a feeling it would be more me trying to defend something you don’t understand and you arguing about how bad people’s grammar is. ::checks bible:: Wow I didn’t think anything about being an English major was in their but I figured I better check. Peace and Much Juggalo Family Love