I Get a D- in Goodness July 19, 2007

I Get a D- in Goodness

By Guest Contributor
July 19, 2007

The Gematriculator gave me these results:

This site is certified 38% EVIL by the Gematriculator

This site is certified 62% GOOD by the Gematriculator

What is The Gematriculator?

The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God’s number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 … I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God’s watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

Gotta love the infallible science of Numerology.

(Thanks to Chaim for the link!)


[tags]atheist, atheism, Gematriculator, Ivan Panin, God, Bible, Numerology[/tags]

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  • Mriana

    😆 My site is better than yours. 😉

    http://www.houseofbetazed.com is
    11% evil, 89% good

    But my original fiction and alike site is http://mrianasoriginalfiction.houseofbetazed.com is
    54% evil, 46% good What got me was the myth, mythology, the name Hemant 😆 Just kidding, but all three were in the list of words with math totals.

    Actually, from what it said about how it came up with a site being good or bad is by words and values of the words. Numerology has no scientific value, IMHO, but it’s fun to play around with even so. 🙂

  • Susan

    I’ve said it before (in relation to that 23 thing) and I’ll say it again. It’s EASY to find any integer you like in any context you like. Now, if they can find surprising instances of some irrational, transcendental number all over the place, I’ll be much more impressed.

  • @Susan:
    Discordians subscribe to the law of fives. “All things are multiples of, divisible by, or in some other way shape or form, related to the number five.” The law of fives is always true. As the saying goes, “The law of fives gets truer the more I look.”

  • Vincent

    Secular Coalition for America website: 12% evil, 88% good

    The “value” of the word “homosexuality” = 7…Gods number!

    James Randi Foundation: 31% evil, 69% good

    Internet Sacred Text Archive: 27% evil, 73% good

    Newsweek’s list of 1000 best schools in America: 59% evil, 41% good

  • John 3:16…

    45% evil, 55% good.

    It’s a close call.

  • Maria

    It said my myspace site was too big to analyze. ::sniffs::

  • am

    Jesus Christ son of God …

    98% evil – 2% good

    Friendly Atheist Blogroll …

    20% evil – 80% good

  • Mriana

    Thanks for fixing my post, Hemant. 🙂

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