This Will Be Hard If He’s Made of Chocolate April 4, 2007

This Will Be Hard If He’s Made of Chocolate

Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

The Onion

Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

HEAVEN—Since His birthday last Dec. 25, the Lamb of God has committed Himself to a demanding regimen of exercise and prophecy-fulfillment in preparation for the Second Coming.

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