Here’s What the Bible Actually Teaches You

If you were on Twitter yesterday, you may have seen the trending hashtag #TheBibleHasTaughtMe. If that was intended as a starting point for people to talk about how God has impacted their lives, it backfired.

Here’s what some clever people tweeted about what the Bible actually taught them:

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